she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
The microwaved meat pie is basically the chlamydia of the food world; something lazy, disgusting pieces of shit with poor taste in what they insert into their body eventually wind up with. Putting a meat pie between two slices of white bread, I don’t know how I could possibly hate you more? You’re not even presenting some decadent bacon wrapped deep fried meat pie, it’s just between two slices of bread, white supermarket bread; the whole thing’s like being spit roasted by two uncles. You’ve actually failed with your overly ambitious mediocrity, like those guys who always try to raise unreasonable amounts of money for “Shave for a cure” or “Movember” charity events - mate, please, you ain’t hitting $5000 this year because no-one really gives a shit about you. Oooh, all your hair’s gone, one of the only things a person has that grows back, what a fucking disaster! Call me when you amputate for autism you fairweather frauds.
Fuck I hate Movember - my most hated time of the year. Self righteous charity fucks, bahhh, it’s just a gigantic month long wank of your throbbing charity erection, we all know you’re just trying to nail Rhonda from accounts. Fuck, people love to let you know that they are donating money to charity, they absolutely fucking love it. Why do we need all this fucking charity money? It needs to stop, I can’t deal with all these events - if you get cancer, game over, unlucky. I ordered a steak the other day with a mustard sauce, and they gave me a chilli jam. Same fucking thing, just deal with it and move on. The chilli jam turned out to be quite delicious because I approached it with a positive attitude - maybe if you did the same instead of throwing all this whacky “Shave for a Cure” cash into all this crazy “research” then perhaps could enjoy things a bit more and stop looking so miserable all the time?
I am a quirky and edgy teenager girl. I also like Lil B and Odd future. Give me all your Drug, especially that lean. I’m tryna get turned. I also like goth. All black clothing literally describes me. Hold up I needa take 7 selfies and put a bunch of stickers on it
discourse between black people and whites
My face. Daily.
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WHY DO NONE OF MY FRIENDS APPRECIATE HOW GOOD KERSER IS
i only have like 5 polos
someone give me more money for polos